The boss: Oh, it’s your birthday?
G: Last weekend, Sir.
The boss: Do you have a boyfriend?
G: Uhm, no.
The boss: Do you have a suitor?
The colleague: Yes! *laughs with an evil grin*
The boss: As in someone you think will become your boyfriend?
The colleague: Choosy kasi yan, Sir.
The boss: Do you know Lolo Dad’s, the one in Glorietta?
G: The one in 6750?
The boss: Yes, that one. The Wagyu beef was so good. Very sulit! **more details were discussed on beef and how delicious and juicy and “sulit” it was**. You should really try it out sometime.
G: *all confused** Sir, wait, if I may ask, how is beef related to having a boyfriend?
The boss: I just meant you’d have time to go out more. It’s so fun when you’re single.